Platitudes and Cosmonauts Make the World Go Round

Well I finally fucked boy, or more accurately he fucked me ;-)

Now the sexual tension is defused

Now I can go on living my life without wondering whether or not I’ll drunkenly text him

Success


im sorry i can’t blog consistently

i only have a life sometimes

and other times im actually out doing stuff


jadelyn:

…dude does realize that smiling can be a sign of nervousness/discomfort, or be an appeasement behavior, right? Like just cause you “get a smile” doesn’t mean that smile signifies actual happiness, pleasure, enjoyment, or anything positive at all.
Also I love how their headline is “woman writer tells women blah blah” like “we found a token to side with us so now you have to shut up!” That’s…not how that works. Like at all. Not that I’d expect anything better from faux news.
jadelyn:

…dude does realize that smiling can be a sign of nervousness/discomfort, or be an appeasement behavior, right? Like just cause you “get a smile” doesn’t mean that smile signifies actual happiness, pleasure, enjoyment, or anything positive at all.
Also I love how their headline is “woman writer tells women blah blah” like “we found a token to side with us so now you have to shut up!” That’s…not how that works. Like at all. Not that I’d expect anything better from faux news.
jadelyn:

…dude does realize that smiling can be a sign of nervousness/discomfort, or be an appeasement behavior, right? Like just cause you “get a smile” doesn’t mean that smile signifies actual happiness, pleasure, enjoyment, or anything positive at all.
Also I love how their headline is “woman writer tells women blah blah” like “we found a token to side with us so now you have to shut up!” That’s…not how that works. Like at all. Not that I’d expect anything better from faux news.
jadelyn:

…dude does realize that smiling can be a sign of nervousness/discomfort, or be an appeasement behavior, right? Like just cause you “get a smile” doesn’t mean that smile signifies actual happiness, pleasure, enjoyment, or anything positive at all.
Also I love how their headline is “woman writer tells women blah blah” like “we found a token to side with us so now you have to shut up!” That’s…not how that works. Like at all. Not that I’d expect anything better from faux news.
jadelyn:

…dude does realize that smiling can be a sign of nervousness/discomfort, or be an appeasement behavior, right? Like just cause you “get a smile” doesn’t mean that smile signifies actual happiness, pleasure, enjoyment, or anything positive at all.
Also I love how their headline is “woman writer tells women blah blah” like “we found a token to side with us so now you have to shut up!” That’s…not how that works. Like at all. Not that I’d expect anything better from faux news.
jadelyn:

…dude does realize that smiling can be a sign of nervousness/discomfort, or be an appeasement behavior, right? Like just cause you “get a smile” doesn’t mean that smile signifies actual happiness, pleasure, enjoyment, or anything positive at all.
Also I love how their headline is “woman writer tells women blah blah” like “we found a token to side with us so now you have to shut up!” That’s…not how that works. Like at all. Not that I’d expect anything better from faux news.
jadelyn:

…dude does realize that smiling can be a sign of nervousness/discomfort, or be an appeasement behavior, right? Like just cause you “get a smile” doesn’t mean that smile signifies actual happiness, pleasure, enjoyment, or anything positive at all.
Also I love how their headline is “woman writer tells women blah blah” like “we found a token to side with us so now you have to shut up!” That’s…not how that works. Like at all. Not that I’d expect anything better from faux news.
jadelyn:

…dude does realize that smiling can be a sign of nervousness/discomfort, or be an appeasement behavior, right? Like just cause you “get a smile” doesn’t mean that smile signifies actual happiness, pleasure, enjoyment, or anything positive at all.
Also I love how their headline is “woman writer tells women blah blah” like “we found a token to side with us so now you have to shut up!” That’s…not how that works. Like at all. Not that I’d expect anything better from faux news.

jadelyn:

…dude does realize that smiling can be a sign of nervousness/discomfort, or be an appeasement behavior, right? Like just cause you “get a smile” doesn’t mean that smile signifies actual happiness, pleasure, enjoyment, or anything positive at all.

Also I love how their headline is “woman writer tells women blah blah” like “we found a token to side with us so now you have to shut up!” That’s…not how that works. Like at all. Not that I’d expect anything better from faux news.

(Source: sandandglass)


euthanizeallwhitepeople:

whitegirlsaintshit:

uncle-tomfoolery:

blue-eyed-hanji:

anal-beats:

smjbws:

uncle-tomfoolery:

lindsaychrist:

uncle-tomfoolery:

Bloop

what even is the second picture?

…Point proven.

wow…

Smfh

no but seriously, what is the second picture? how about you pull your fucking head out of your ass and educate less informed people instead of using their lack of knowledge to prove a point jfc.
stop perpetuating the ignorance and just fucKING TELL US.

Oh you mad huh?

Ask your grandparents.

…Seriously? I’m not American and even I know what the second picture is and means..
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euthanizeallwhitepeople:

whitegirlsaintshit:

uncle-tomfoolery:

blue-eyed-hanji:

anal-beats:

smjbws:

uncle-tomfoolery:

lindsaychrist:

uncle-tomfoolery:

Bloop

what even is the second picture?

…Point proven.

wow…

Smfh

no but seriously, what is the second picture? how about you pull your fucking head out of your ass and educate less informed people instead of using their lack of knowledge to prove a point jfc.

stop perpetuating the ignorance and just fucKING TELL US.

Oh you mad huh?

Ask your grandparents.

…Seriously? I’m not American and even I know what the second picture is and means..